SLEEPY’S         :60              “CONSCIENCE”

 

SFX: vigorous pillow fluffing

 

WOMAN: BOY…WHAT I WOULDN’T GIVE FOR A GOOD NIGHT’S REST FOR A CHANGE.

 

VOICE: (reverb of the same woman’s voice) WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

 

WOMAN: WHAT WAS THAT?

 

VOICE: IT’S ONLY YOUR CONSCIENCE.

 

WOMAN: GREAT. I KNEW I SHOULDN’T HAVE DEDUCTED THOSE WINE-TASTING CLASSES AS A BUSINESS EXPENSE.

 

VOICE: IT’S NOT THAT. IT’S ABOUT THAT LUMPY MATTRESS OF YOURS. ISN’T IT ABOUT TIME YOU WENT TO SLEEPY’S…THE MATTRESS PROFESSIONALS?

 

WOMAN: I’VE BEEN BUSY.

 

VOICE: SLEEPY’S HAS THE BIGGEST SELECTION OF FAMOUS-NAME MATTRESSES IN THE AREA…SIMMONS, SEALY, SERTA…AND WITH OVER 65 YEARS IN THE BUSINESS, THEY’LL HELP YOU FIND A MATTRESS JUST RIGHT FOR YOU.

 

WOMAN: CAN WE TALK TOMORROW? I’LL BE FREE FROM ONE TO TWO, AFTER MY LUNCH MEETING WITH…

 

VOICE: SLEEPY’S EVEN LETS YOU TRY THE MATTRESS FOR 60 DAYS TO MAKE SURE YOU’RE HAPPY.

 

WOMAN: NO KIDDING? WHAT ABOUT PRICES?

 

VOICE: YOU WOULDN’T BELIEVE IT. SLEEPY’S GUARANTEES IT WILL MATCH OR BEAT ANYBODY ELSE’S PRICE.

 

WOMAN: YEAH?

 

VOICE: THEY EVEN GUARANTEE NEXT-DAY DELIVERY…YOU GET IT FREE!

 

WOMAN: FREE?!

 

VOICE: SO HOW ABOUT IT?

 

WOMAN: OKAY, OKAY I’LL GO TO SLEEPY’S TOMORROW.

 

VOICE: PROMISE?

 

WOMAN: YEAH. I PROMISE.

 

VOICE: GOOD. NOW ABOUT THAT DEDUCTION YOU TOOK FOR KAYAKING LESSONS IN THE YUKON….

 

ANNCR: CHECK THE NEWSPAPER FOR THIS WEEK’S SPECIALS AT SLEEPY’S, WITH OVER 50 STORES IN THE NEW YORK AREA. CALL 800-SLEEPY’S FOR THE SLEEPY’S NEAREST YOU.

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